Description
Cover verse: You know you’re getting old when…
Interior Verse: …You and your teeth don’t sleep together.
…A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door.
…Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.
…Your back goes out, but you stay home.
…Your address book mostly has names that start with Dr.
…”Getting lucky” means you find your car in the parking lot.
…An “all-nighter” means getting up to pee again!
…Your doctor doesn’t just give you x-rays anymore, they just hold you up to the light.
Happy Birthday
Design © Smart Alex Inc.
One unit includes 6 cards and 6 envelopes.
